Review of Guess Who (2005) by Jordan M — 31 Aug 2008

So is like the same thing that happened with heath ledger going to happen with bernie mac? where like, because he died, people are going to start giving his lesser movies a free pass? (like how people are all like, "no, you dont understand, 10 things I hate about you was actually really good! it's totally underrated! also I looove knight's tale!").

...anyways, I sure hope that doesn't happen, because 99.9% of everything bernie mac did, film wise, sucked. hard. not only does this film suck, but it contains a dangerously lethal amount of the chemical known as "ashton kutcher".

now, applied sparingly, the "ak" virus, as it's become known, is virtually harmless. but when heavy amounts are injected, it becomes oh fuck I cant keep this going anymore I just hate ashton kutcher.