Review of Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) by Talonps1 — 05 Oct 2014

After all the hype and box office numbers, I finally get to watch Guardians. Actually, I watched it twice because I thought I missed something everybody else seemed to have gotten and yet still don't see why this movie is so hyped.

Yeah, entertaining...yeah, nice visuals...was the story rushed, absolutely...was the editing crappy, without a doubt...because I guess unlike everyone else, I kinda want to get the whole story and not the condensed version Guardians was left with (SPOILER: think Rocket crying over Grut...absolutely amateur editing).

Besides all that, I was entertained so can't ask for more...well, I can and should get more but eh, it's Hollywood 2014...nothing but reboots and hacks so an original plot, you know, band of fighters join to together to save the gal..ax...y....okay so Star Wars did it first, so what at least you have space ships and al...ie...ns....okay so a hundred other movies, same thing. My point is, 4 good jokes in the movie, that's it and the rest is rebooted, regurgitated sci-fi crap.