Review of Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) by Sanity Assassin ! — 26 May 2017

The fox/rat/gerbil character was an interesting novelty as was saldana as the green lady. groot the tree became a little tiresome alot quickly and the big blue chap was totally dull. never seen chris pratt before in anything but he was alright.

I kinda cared about whether he ended up wormbait or not despite his mixtape, doubling as the soundtrack, being a load of old cobblers. the supporting cast was a definite positive with benicio, glen & djimon being worthy distractions from the, at times, super sillyness.

really enjoyed the sheer vastness of the environment. there was even that one bit where everyone was in the head of a giant dead elder god or some sh... i'm glad though that johnny cage and his cohorts finally defeated shao khan with a little help from a slightly confused kano! it's a compliment that i'm comparing it!