Review of Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) by K9Wazere — 30 Dec 2015
One of the worst films I've ever seen. I don't watch mindless dross on the SyFy channel because I take no delight in watching awful films. I sat down to watch this with high expectations because people had told me it was brilliant. It's not brilliant. It's how I imagine those SyFy movies are. Loud, obnoxious, mindless... and boring. The "humour" on offer goes something like this... "I'm a tree. I'm a tree. I'm a tree." This is the only thing one character can say, and it is the punchline of several "jokes" throughout the movie. Joy.
There was no story to speak of. Character development was basically a guy saying "I'm a tree" a lot, oh I give up. I don't want to waste any more time thinking about this abomination of a movie.
If you like mindless nonsense, you'll love this. If you can stomach the **** on SyFy, or heaven forbid actually enjoy that kind of thing, go watch this.
"I'm a tree. I'm a tree. I'm a tree. I'm a tree. I'm a tree. I'm a tree.
This review of Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) was written by K9Wazere on 30 Dec 2015.
Guardians of the Galaxy has generally received very positive reviews.
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