Review of Grease (1978) by Jery B — 16 May 2018

While it ain't no Flash Gordon it is still best movie ever and Olivia Newton-John is so hot she make my pp hurt and the songs, again not better than Flash Gordon are still the best songs I've ever heard and by far I give this movie 10/10.

Perfect movie for the family, to watch with a lady friend (homosexuality is a sin), your chickens, or when you are alone, depressed and suppose to be working on that 2 day late book report assigned by your core teacher that you despise so much.

Now there is one flaw to this movie and that is that the theory that there are 2 Olivia Newton John's bc when Danny made the joke that there are two of him she got triggered and at the end of the movie she is a different person so I think she has a clone and she made the decision that her clone should be with Danny and she prolly went on an adventure or something idk I watch too much Rick and Morty.

I think I covered everything now stop reading this right now and go watch the movie I'm going to count to three and if you ain't watching by the time I'm done counting well, that's a dick move bc I really took time to make this review for you beautiful people.

Also I made a go fund me for go go squeeze bc I really need go go squeeze bc it makes me happy. This is too long so I guess I will see you all later when I write a new review of this movie next week.