Review of Goth (2003) by Markus M — 11 Aug 2014

With some heavy rewrites and different casting this could've been somewhat salvaged and maybe could've been moderately entertaining, but as is it's a film built around one of the worst performances I have ever seen by an actress who seemingly tries way too hard to be creepy and villainous but just ends up failing as hard as it's humanly possible to fail at it and not even in an over-the-top laughable way, meaning there's nothing to enjoy about her performance, and when there's no plot to speak of and the film is riddled with scenes that serve no purpose since they don't contribute to a story, they don't amuse, and they don't shock, the end result leaves even someone like myself who isn't even a goth feeling offended by the fact that the subculture has to share its name with a piece of crap movie like this.