Review of Goosebumps (2015) by Dirigiblepulp — 08 Dec 2016

There seems to be a lot of talk about how this film isn't nearly as bad as it should have been. And while that may be true, in the sincerest way possible whilst residing in the cynical franchise driven Hollywood big-budget culture, it's also kind of like saying that getting punched in the chest isn't as bad as you thought--it could have been your face.

How about not getting punched at all? This isn't a very good film. It's fine, has its fleeting moments. The 3D isn't even well utilized.