Review of Goldeneye (1989) by Robert N — 16 Aug 2013

Simply terrible. The movie is even more ridiculous than the campiest of Moore (tanks stored in the middle of 5 million - large city, anyone?), yet it plays everything completely straight. The villains are stupid as hell: when the laser satellite of doom needs to be delayed, the Bond girlfriend just sits down at the computer in front of everybody and types away, with nobody stopping her.

The evil Russian hacker was the only good thing about it.