Review of Gods of Egypt (2016) by Futuristic E — 15 Sep 2017

Lionsgate presents: GODS OF FUCKING EGYPT! more like... Dream Works presents: PRINCE OF EGYPT 2: The Secret of the Unbelievable!

I'll laugh if it was really made by Dream works, It tells the story about the Egyptian Culture of Set becoming the Greatest of them all, And I found that hard to believe! I'm even Thrilled!

But why the fuck did they had to put it only white Egyptians, It had one black Egyptian but I'm supposing he dies which wasn't even a bonus.

Acting: Not even Gerard Butler, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Brenton Thwaites,.

Geoffrey Rush, and Chadwick Boseman could save it, They were Awful, And they became the Egyptian universes of Transformers.

Directing: I like Alex Proyas as a director, he tried his best and implied himself that the critics were wrong!

Plot: Weak as fuck! Nothing causes any effect on any cinematography in a lack of cinema whatsoever, They were all boring!

Writing: Well, Shit happens! it was lazy on a cure to all feature, not even one single element beyond any paragraph can keep it slack.

Computer Generated Imagery (CGI): Pure Insulting! It even looked like it was released in the 9/11 year, what were these editors thinking?

Overall: I wanted to like this movie, I had expectations not so high but pretty high, thinking Gerard Butler is in it, I know Geoffrey Rush I missed that guy and it could do well at the box office but sadly... Gods of Egypt was the year's biggest... Flop! How Unexpected was that!

This film is the worst of the year and It's almost Impossible to make a film of 2016 worse... Than Gods of Egypt! There could be worse out there!

I might say this... It's the worst film since August last year behind Fant4stic, But that remake was a bigger piece of shit!

I'm gonna give Gods Of Egypt an F, One black Egyptian doesn't make it a D minus.

I didn't watch it on Foxtell, Netflix, or on DVD, or Saw it in the theatres, I watched it online, thank god because now I wouldn't have to pay anything! NO CASH WASTED!