Review of Goats (2012) by Darren M — 12 Feb 2013

Watchable but ultimately boring, David Duchovney was brilliant as Goat man... Probably the only highlight of this bland movie...

This review of Goats (2012) was written by Darren M on 12 Feb 2013.

Goats has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Angelia P (2) on 23 Nov 2012

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By Elizabeth R (494) on 02 Oct 2012

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