Review of Gnomeo & Juliet (2011) by Zainab M — 11 Jul 2013

Gnomeo and Juliet is... about as standard as you can get for a love story. The plot contains no real twists that could not be seen coming and it simply doesn't try to stand out in any real way. The characters and music keep this from being a truly stock version of Romeo and Juliet, but fail to capitalize on their status as lawn gnomes.

Not actually awful in any sense of the word, but simply fails to stand out on any account.