Review of Glass Trap (2005) by Theresa S — 18 Sep 2005

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]Picture large, radioactive, rubber ants striking their first victims fast as lightning! [/size][/font].

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]Next, picture the hallway of an office building where hundreds of these monsters have accidentally been brought hidden in the back of a Toyota pickup truck!!! [/size][/font].

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]Now, cut to a small kitchen, where the camera lingers on the ants' victims as the ants approach at the speed of... ants! T[/size][/font][font=Times New Roman][size=3]he tension gradually doesn't build as we see the victims .... engaged in a long discussion about what the rubber thing on the floor is, what its doing, whether it might eat sugar, yada, yada, yada.[/size][/font].

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]Are you tired of all those movies with great action sequences, good dialogue, interesting characters, and realistic special effects? Then this is the movie for you![/size][/font].

[font=Times New Roman][size=3]The Glass Trap tries very hard to be campy in the best spirit of the SciFi Channel's B-movies, and succeeds in one way: it's perfect material for Mystery Science Theater![/size][/font].