Review of Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) by Zerobane — 24 Dec 2022

Flat and un-inspiring with a simple to predict mystery (if you can even call it that). Bright side, first 10-15mins was an epic build up and they had a great cast. Then basically nothing happens for rest of movie until they do a flashback wrap-up at the end. Typical grade B trash that passes for movies now; checked the right boxes for lead character and correct "bad guy" = instant green light. Bonus points for fauci, covid reminders and masks; because those will age well.

I guess the play here is the plot and mystery is so obvious you would never guess it? The reactions and "tense scenes" were cringe inducing; guess it was suppose to be an obvious mystery comedy with no laughs? Odd bold choice... Just odd...