Review of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) by Andrew S — 25 May 2012
GI Joe RIse of Cobra is just stupid. I can't believe they could take something as cool as GI Joe and make it look this retarded. Bad dialogue, corny jokes, way too much CGI (Transformers 2 much???), and WHY is Marlon Wayans in this movie, like, at all??? Didn't he learn his lesson from Dungeons and Dragons??? And Channing Tatum - yeah, he's lucky he got 21 Jump Street, cuz after this, he was DEAD to me.
Such awful performances from the both of 'em. Everyone else was OK, I guess, but nothing more. Piece of absolute crap.
This review of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) was written by Andrew S on 25 May 2012.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra has generally received mixed reviews.
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