Review of G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987) by Joey D — 02 Jan 2008

First off, the intro and opening song are so amazing, they are better than the whole rest of the movie. Otherwise, the story is really really bad and pretty much shits all over the cartoon with its nonsense.

Not saying I didn't love it as a 9 year old, but....Cobra really being run by snake people living in the arctic? Uhhhh....ok. So, in closing, when I was 9 I loved this, and now, the intro nearly makes me cry tears of nostalgic joy.

Go joe!