Review of G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) by Stephen S — 17 Sep 2013

Dreadful not even worth wasting your time!

This review of G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) was written by Stephen S on 17 Sep 2013.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation has generally received mixed reviews.

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