Review of Ghosts of the Abyss (2003) by God? — 27 Mar 2006
BAD BILL PAXTON, BAD! *swats with a rolled-up newspaper* This film is an atrocity, and a blatant attempt to capitalize on the already forgotten Titanic. James Cameron appears to be obsessed with the subject (as if his embarrassing Oscar speech was enough.
..) and what we get instead of a smart documentary is a couple of clips from "Titanic", Bill Paxton ranting on in familiar fashion about the "ghosts dwelling beneath" (thankfully without his redneck long-blonde hair) and all with a boring finale that ends as suddenly as Fatty Arbuckle's career did when he was accused of raping a woman with an ice dildo until she bled to death.
Oh whoops, how did that get into my rants?
This review of Ghosts of the Abyss (2003) was written by God? on 27 Mar 2006.
Ghosts of the Abyss has generally received positive reviews.
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