Review of Geostorm (2017) by Matthew B — 26 Oct 2017

I was expecting hot sh*t on a silver platter, but all I got was a couple of cold turds on a paper plate--very disappointing!

This review of Geostorm (2017) was written by Matthew B on 26 Oct 2017.

Geostorm has generally received mixed reviews.

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