Review of Geostorm (2017) by Darryl S — 27 Jan 2018

Unbelievably terrible. Not even entertainingly bad.

This review of Geostorm (2017) was written by Darryl S on 27 Jan 2018.

Geostorm has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Rami E (1) on 31 Aug 2018

Yes, it's stupid, yes, it's a mashup of 2012, Day after Tomorrow and Armageddon, yes, some of the SFX look cheap - but hey, it RUMBLES with…

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By Brendan N (1,490) on 13 Oct 2018

Just another end of the world destruction film and sadly it's very dull. The issue is the lack of destruction and the point of the story…

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By Jpk (597) on 29 Jul 2020

What A Joke Geostorm is a boring, horribly written, stupid, has lacklustre visuals, and over the top acting to make it a poor man’s The Day…

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By Manuel N (217) on 09 Aug 2018

Wow is crazy , so happy I have boxxy software where I can watch everything for free…

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The movie starts out ok, very similar to how The Day After Tomorrow started, quite sensible but soon falls apart and becomes ridiculous over…

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By Danielle R (178) on 17 Aug 2018

There are not NEARLY enough cool effects to make up for the incredibly boring plot and often hard to follow lines…

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By Mark Kermode (1,002) for Kermode & Mayo's Film Review (77) on 26 Aug 2018

It is the kind of film in which having a British accent will get you punched in the face, but the fact that Gerald Butler talks like Sean Connery…

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By James Clay (166) for Fresh Fiction (404) on 12 Dec 2018

This low-rent disaster film doesn't even have the campy charm that could and should make a movie called GEOSTORM have some form of value…

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By Kris T (68) on 22 Nov 2018

A widely entertaining disaster film that makes no sense but good for relaxing…

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By Paulo C (204) on 02 Nov 2018

Wow is crazy , so happy I have boxxy software where I can watch everything for free…

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