Review of Geostorm (2017) by Eagleeyeviking — 19 Jan 2018

"Geostorm" is very impressive, with regards to the fact that despite the wild premise, the film is deadly boring. The action feels inferior to 2004's "The Day After Tomorrow", the subplots are terrible, the government conspiracy plot is predictable, the plot makes makes even less sense as "Sharknado", and the pacing achieves the impressive feat of bettering Xanax at putting one to sleep.