Review of Geostorm (2017) by Aeris — 24 Aug 2018
SyFy should be jealous for such high budget and low production values on this exploit turkey, this is why it ended up on Netflix who apparently have infinite money for their turkey enterprise. This movie craps all over your junior high physics education, because it just doesn't care.
Space will suck people out even there is no suction in space. Cars hit a slope and tilt, while the wheels won't swerve (which would immediately disappoint everyone expecting their rollercoaster ride, boo).
People will spontaneously not combust, but freeze faster than it is possible on the Kelvin scale. Gerard Butler hits a new low point of his career which is around the third time he surpasses any expectations, while faceplanting steel and glass for a length of 50 meters while nothing happens to him or his suit made largely out of canvas.
If you were a child, this movie would be the equivalent of your parents feeding you Rohypnol while making you watch Tom and Jerry movies at twice the speed. By the end of the movie, your parents would probably wish they had some Rohypnol too.
This review of Geostorm (2017) was written by Aeris on 24 Aug 2018.
Geostorm has generally received mixed reviews.
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