Review of Galactic Gigolo (1987) by Jason D — 19 Mar 2010

Galactic Gigolo begins on a distant planet ran by large, talking vegetables are in the middle of the planet's most popular game show where Broccoli-guy Eoj wins a trip to the planet Earth in a popular town called Prospect in Connecticut where all the girls are sexy and easy.

Eoj is turned into a human (played by writer Carmine Capobianco) and begins his quest of bedding each and every woman in town using his psychic abilities to arouse them and make them sleep with him. Once people realize who he is, everyone wants a piece of Eoj, including a reporter that wants to sell his exploits as a book, a group of dimwitted mobsters who wants to use him for a crime-spree, and a family of Jewish redneck hillbillies who want Eoj dead just because.

This low-budget sex comedy screams to be watched by all bad movie fans. It's corny, low brow, and lame beyond belief, though filled with an abundant amount of young, 80's boobage. On the other, it offers a nice throwback to the times when low budget filmmaking studios like Troma and Full Moon (in fact, Galactic Gigolo was released through Full Moon) were making actual movies, albeit extremely trashy ones.

Please, don't be an idiot and waste your time renting this film if you struggle to handle films that aren't mainstream or popular. This film is a far cry from cream of the crop, but it's genuinely funny at times, and even reminiscent of something like Cannibal: The Musical (though still not as funny as).

Take a look; you might be surprised.