Review of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) by Maineutral R — 19 Nov 2013

The Final Chapter my balls. This movie is better than Part III, but still represents a heavily underwhelming experience. Jason takes waaayy too much time to kill something, much of the screen time is given to horny un-interesting teenagers and fan service, the dialogue is full of stupidness, the story is minimal (or none at all) and the new characters are bland and un-original, plus, it's a bit of a bore. To be the "final chapter", this movie isn't the bit least climatic and even the ending is very sporadic. What a piece of gory shit.

But the way Jason kills is very cool and we also have some relief from this movie trying to be more constant on Jason killing something. He even gets to kill a dog here! At this point the series have only proved me that it doesn't have any elements to become a classic or even an admirable series at all unlike Nightmare on Elm Street or even Halloween. We all knew this wasn't going to be the ending, and that's the worst from here: I still have more Friday the 13th movies to watch and it doesn't seem to get better at all. This movie sucks and this series should've ended with the first movie in the first place, but I still have to keep going on with this and finish it. Ok, let's leave this clear, this isn't the worst movie ever, but it doesn't have any reasons to exist. Let's act like it actually doesn't for our sake.

So you're telling me a kid killed Jason? You're shitting my balls people, you're shitting my balls.