Review of Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) by Jason F — 15 Nov 2008

A sea boat in crystal lake? Another electric resurrection? Another girl with a trouble past? The entire time watching this I couldn't stop thinking how big Jason's cock must be. Why? because i'm a big faggot, and that was the only thing worth thinking about. Fuck it.

They kill Jason every film, and every film he comes back to life... why? fucking, why? I wish I was a producer of these films, i'd make some good money, then blow my head off for making pieces of shit.

At least the movie moved away from the Camp/Forest scene. But you know, not to a community, or some place believable... but to New fucking York. Jason basically swims to New York to hunt down these high school kids, all of whom deserved to die for being in this movie. I wish Jason were real and he took vengeance on everyone involved with these projects; that'd be a good plot. And question: how in the name of fucking... God... does it make sense to have the two main characters basically not give a shit that everyone died and fall in love at the end? They don't go to the cops, don't shed a single tear, don't do anything but go to the statue of liberty? Fuck these films.

P.S. What the fuck was with Jason sounding like Vader? Darth Voorhees, anyone? If that isn't a rip off, I don't know what is.