Review of Friday the 13th Part VII - The New Blood (1988) by Rebecca C — 22 Jan 2010

I say that this film is the Goldberg of horror movies because if you think about it, like Goldberg of WCW, he is just a rip off of Stone Cold Steve Austin of the WWF, and in horror film terms it is [lan 9 From Outer Space.

And believe me, I did not even see this film, but throughout this film, I yearned for it like a shredded wheat addict yearns for its fix. Because, when I thought that possibly Halloween 5 was the worst horror film of the 80's, I was wrong.

This takes the cake. The story follows Tina (Lar Park Lincoln), a telekinetic mental patient, travels back to Crystal Lake for some therapy that will allow her to transcend the tragic death of her father--whom she inadvertently killed.

.. Tina (Lar Park Lincoln), a telekinetic mental patient, travels back to Crystal Lake for some therapy that will allow her to transcend the tragic death of her father--whom she inadvertently killed with her mental powers.

While staying at the campsite, Tint inadvertently frees Jason from his watery tomb with the same powers, and the masked madman proceeds to make chop suey out of the countryside and all its inhabitants.

Ok, maybe some fans will find this a good movie, if they had any respect for the genre. But hopefully they can do themselves a favor by not dragging their own good to this pathetic, rip-off that leaves a bad taste in your mouth, and I don't just mean the used breakfast cereal.