Review of Friday the 13th (2009) by Geoffrey T — 11 Apr 2012

I contemplated even reviewing this movie. I mean, you know what you're getting going into it. You either like to watch 90 minutes of idiot dipsomaniac adolescents getting slaughtered or you don't.

I for one find it very entertaining. So I enjoyed this movie, but as you can expect, it's really not any good. It's a bunch of creative, ridiculous killings. The film is so unabashedly aware of why people are going to see it, too.

This is something you realize after 7 people are killed in the first 15 minutes. But hey, that's horror, man.