Review of Friday the 13th (2009) by João P — 16 Jun 2011

I really didn't think it was possible to make a reboot of this series even more brain dead and one-dimensional than the original, but they found a way. Really isn't much of a surprise with Michael Bay as a producer.

I very much enjoy the character design of Jason Voorhees, but we never learn anything about him or why he has to be such a murdering asshole. What I also found really insulting was how the filmmakers thought they could replace an entire plot with a bunch of fake tits and not expect anyone to notice.

Just painfully bad at every turn.