Review of Friday the 13th (2009) by Baurushan J — 10 Oct 2012
This little piece of shit...Oh my god...I couldn't take it anymore...please make it stop...THIS MOVIE SUCKED!!!!!! Ok so apparently a first group of teenagers smoke weed and fuck and drink like jackasses blah blah blah nothing new to the table yet until they get slaughtered by Jason.
Wait, the machete-wielding zombie is already in this movie So where's Jason's mum? Apparently, she gets killed off during the intro by one of the counselors with the machete in the first 30 seconds! So you are remaking the original but you're only showing 30 seconds of it? WTF! No counselors are getting killed off in this movie alright.
Instead it's those group of douchebags who we barely care for. Anyway back to the story, if you can call it a story, then there's a second group of teenagers who has this guy looking for his sister who was with the first group of teenagers and it turns out that his sister is miraculously alive- why? Because Jason took her hostage.
ok this isn't the Jason we knew to be scared of, this is some pussy hole Jason- it's just stupid. I don't care to review the rest of this movie if you can call it a movie, let's just review what raped what with the original.
The movie was directed by the untalented Marcus Nispel who before this remade The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) and after this remade that stupid-ass Conan The Barbarian (2011). This movie was produced by Platinum Dunes owned by Michael Bay aka The Mortal MB who before this also produced the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) and after this movie remade A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010) which is why you can clearly see a Asian and a black stereotype in this film trust me.
(If you can call it a film either) Friday the 13th (2009) gets a 4.5/10.
This review of Friday the 13th (2009) was written by Baurushan J on 10 Oct 2012.
Friday the 13th has generally received mixed reviews.
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