Review of Friday the 13th (2009) by Francisco G — 01 Jun 2013

Much like the Texas Chainsaw remake by Marcus Nispel, this is a flick with a lot of attention detail, lush cinematography and should have some props for trying to do something different with the original story, modernizing it a bit.

Unfortunently, the rest is shallow as hell, the "acting" gets on the nerves of everyone, the killings are bland and insipid and it's just one massacre after another with not much else going on, asides from a bulking menacing presence of Jason murdering horny teens, giving room for his awesome teleportation skills to be showcased in between kills.

If you're up for mildly amusing humor, titties aplenty and below mediocre kills, you can't go wrong with this one.