Review of Freddy vs. Jason (2003) by David L — 15 Nov 2017

This is everything you'd expect from a merger of two of horrors most notorious villains; a bloodbath with double the body count, twice the unrealism, and a mass of talentless actors just waiting to be butchered (most notably Destiny's Child singer Kelly Rowland).

With a very vague and tolerable storyline, this just about passes the credibility line but any fear these bad asses used to strike upon us before bedtime, will soon be replaced by laughter when we begin to recall just how comical and daft this gets.