Review of Freddy Got Fingered (2001) by Rob L — 08 Sep 2009

What can I say about freddy got fingered, other than I thought it was better than Borat. Only half a pile of Crap.

Not all of it was horrible, but most of it was.

The only half likeable scenes were those where he was pared with his wheelchair bound girlfiend, and, the kind of cute animation, that turned this loser into a millionaire.

What did me in was the scene where he cuts off the skin of a deer and walks around on the road Mooing...and gets hit by a semi, gets thown 50 feet down the road, and he is laying on his back laughing. Please! If you were really hit hard enough by a semi to throw you that far, you would not be on your back laughing, you would be dead!

Another scene that was pointless, and disgusting, was the scene was he is spinning a baby around his head on its cord.

Just after it is delivered, while women play tamborines. Blood spraying everywhere...whomever though this up is a total ass. No mention of what happens to the baby, just on to the next scene that I didn't really care to see.

I would not recommend this movie or Borat. To anyone. I usually just warn them not to waste their time, or be prepared to ask for a refund. A most certainly don't bring a snack, you won't want to eat watching this gross flick.