Review of Forest Warrior (1996) by Pierre-Henri C — 25 Jun 2007

One day if you have proven yourself in battle against twelve drunkards and an evil car Chuck Norris will take you on as a student in the way of the mullet. Like this thrilling oscar worthy movie shows you will learn the art of animal transformation as well as the ability to kick a man's teeth clean out the back of his skull while cleaning a rifle.

Chuck Norris is the saviour of humanity, a master of over seven hundred languages, has his own exercise machine and can whip anyone at thumb war using just his little finger. I love him and if you don't then your blatantly a racist bigot and no friend of god.