Review of Forced Vengeance (1982) by Christopher S — 15 Aug 2007
Awesome pre-beard Chuck flick. It's good to see Bob Minor in a role that doesn't require him to smell the bad guy coming. He saw them coming...kinda. Then he got his back broken by Chinese Danny Trejo. Bob Minor's death scene was powerful. How come he didn't get an award for that? What a tank of a man. Does he have a permit for those guns?
Chuck Norris kicks a bunch of asses, wears tight jeans, a molestache, cowboy boots, & a cowboy hat. I don't know how he can roundhouse kick like he does in those tight jeans either. I like the part after Chuck suited up in his army uniform Commando style & did a missile dropkick off of a roof into some creeps. Another great part was where he threatened to set this guy's gay lover on fire. Chuck's narration was really deep too. It had me thinking a lot. I wish he would've killed Chinese Danny Trejo by drowning him in the toilet. Instead, Chinese Danny Trejo rips the toilet out of the ground & throws it. Shattered toilet. The most fucked up thing in this movie is when Chuck turned off Simon Koo's Tom & Jerry cartoons. Totally fucked up.
The end credits are hilarious. It recaps some of the asswhoopins' that Chuck gave in the movie & usually freeze frames on his angry face. Like he'll roundhouse kick someone. *stop* *angry face*.
Chuck's lady friend is smokin' hot too.
Gold, man. Gold.
Thrilla.
This review of Forced Vengeance (1982) was written by Christopher S on 15 Aug 2007.
Forced Vengeance has generally received mixed reviews.
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