Review of For Your Eyes Only (1981) by Brett W — 03 Apr 2013

I think people think this is better than it actually is because it's sandwiched between two of the most ridiculous Bond films; Moonraker and Octopussy, making this relatively normal outing seem brilliant by comparison. Lest we forget...

1. FIGURE SKATING.

2. Evil hockey players.

3. Blofeldt falling from a helicopter into a chimney (while in a wheelchair).

4. The super awesome "attack of the dune buggies" scene.

5. Comic relief parrot.

6. Comic relief Margaret Thatcher.

7. A non-existent plot that goes nowhere.

8. Weird figure skating nymph who tries to get into Bond's pants.