Review of Five Element Ninjas (1982) by Jeremy R — 07 Dec 2008

This movie belongs in underwear because its nuts!

This review of Five Element Ninjas (1982) was written by Jeremy R on 07 Dec 2008.

Five Element Ninjas has generally received very positive reviews.

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