Review of First Kid (1996) by Bellaray ? — 15 Aug 2007

I knew this one would come up! So it ends with Sinbad taking a bullet for the kid, but the bullet goes in really slow motion and Sinbad doesn't even began to run to cover the kid until after the bullet is fired.

Is he literally faster than a speeding bullet? Even at the age of eight or nine, I knew that this was pure bullshit that had no business being in even the shittiest of movies.