Review of Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) by Spencer S — 23 Jun 2015

Misogynistic, uninteresting, stupidly plotted, and (most shocking enough) as dull as a 50 year old brick, 50 Shades of Grey is an amazing feat of ineptitude, not just that it's a piece of idiotic smut, but that it doesn't even contain the hilarity of the original source material's poor literacy making this film not even an enjoyably terrible romp (despite the best efforts of Dakota Johnson and the Director of Photography).