Review of Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) by Hotfromcauldron — 14 Feb 2015

Feminists yell "equality." Yet females flock to this foolish fetish feature desiring to be flogged. Not as light as Myra Breckinridge or dark as Looking for Mr. Goodbar - we end up with an interminable "twelve years a sex slave.

" Dialogue is kept to one syllable words - and scenes simple; Anastasia gets a perfect parking space, gawks at Mr. Grey's big building, sucks on Mr. Greys pencil and so it goes. Our heroin drowning in romanticism believes she can make a gay man straight.

. Biggest downer Annie Lennox's voice over opening credits. You've come a long way baby.