Review of Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) by Sofialexiou — 16 Feb 2015

This was a horrible film. It was so unbelievably tedious, there was no real plot. You're basically just watching a relationship evolve, that's it, nothing else. It's pointless. I'm still wondering how this mess made it passed the pitch.

The sex scenes were rubbish, it wasn't hot at all, it made me cringe more than anything. It was very hard to stay focused for such a long time. The film is about 2 hours long but I felt like I had been in the cinema for a about week.

This should of just stayed as a dirty book, it doesn't work as a motion picture because most of the sex couldn't be put in, and that's literally the entire story, sex! If you're planning on watching this, don't.

Don't waste your money.