Review of Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) by Ednunez — 19 Apr 2015

So, I don't know what kind of dimwitted mind thought this was a steamy film, or even a romantic film for grown-ups. "Fifty Shades of Grey" is and feels like the byproduct of a corporative contract.

If the book it's based on is just laughably pedestrian and dull, the film equivalent nearly rivals it in monotony. There's no emotion, no passion, no life; like Christian Grey, it's all cold, calculated and mechanic.

Want to watch a real steamy film about sex for grown-ups? Please go and watch Stanley Kubrick's 'Eyes Wide Shut' and avoid this infantile, seems-to-be-made-for-promiscuous-teenage-girls drivel at all costs.

And, the 'strong sexual content' that the MPAA rating suggests is a joke.