Review of Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) by London M — 26 Feb 2016

Could this thing be more boring? NO! I don`t even want to call it a movie, I literally started to text in the movie theatre, and I never do it.

This review of Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) was written by London M on 26 Feb 2016.

Fifty Shades of Grey has generally received mixed reviews.

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