Review of Fifty Shades Freed (2018) by Omar L — 15 Mar 2018

And we finally have reached the end of a journey, an erotic thriller that was neither erotic nor thrilling. We have characters who love each other that don't know how to love, and we have action in a story that doesn't move.

I pity those audience members and readers who found this franchise to be erotic, the same way I pity those who found Twilight to have any redeeming value. I truly hope that the actors involved in this franchise are able to branch out and prove themselves better than this terrible material they were given.

I hope that the fans of this franchise will keep themselves at home and quarantine themselves from human interaction. I hope that E.L. James doesn't write anything anymore until after realizing what a terrible story she released upon the world.