Review of Fifty Shades Freed (2018) by Nathan R — 27 Mar 2018

It's adorable how Fifty Shades Freed tried to have this little thing called a "plot" and tried to be a real story. This is true of both the book and its horrible film adaptation, which was almost disgustingly loyal to its source material.

Most laughable is the phrase "babies happen when you have sex," spoken by a female character who has been neglecting her contraception while sexually active. The ignorance of said statement didn't go unnoticed by anyone with half a brain stem, who knows that if it's one thing a billionaire can afford, it's a packet of fucking condoms.