Review of Fifty Shades Darker (2017) by Hue J — 18 Feb 2017

Anyone notice how the fan girls of this thing all seem to have one large defect? Like they aren't exactly ugly but they have a huge nose, or their teeth are crooked, or they are cute fat? Like they will.

Ever be called beatific or have a hot,guy focused on them. I wonder if that's what their attraction to this abortion of series is? Most empowered women seem to lose the silly childhood fantasy of fixing the attractive but damaged man.

Since that type doesn't look twice at the people in this fan base, I'm guessing they never got that phase out of their system in college, thus allowing it to continue into their adult lives. Please stop giving these peopl you money and encouraging this "fantasy" *cough* left over daddy issues! *cough* Seriously though, this is how women end up with guys who beat them.

I'm mean, unless that's what they really want. I think that's my take away from this. I should start beating more of my dates. Dominating them early and turning them into my new house keepers.

How many people can sleep in a 10x10? I could comfortably beat 10 or 12 people a day and have and extra bedroom. Thank you Hollywood and silly fan fatties for green-lighting abuse.