Review of Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell! (1990) by Larry Y — 15 Apr 2009
- A woman and her husband to be are on a long trip to Vegas to meet up with her twin sister. They are stopped short in an uncharted town in the middle of the desert and sacraficed by a satanic cult. The womans twin sister, after not hearing back from the couple decides to check **** out.
It seems she knows everything that has happened and knows exactly what to do. She finds her sisters car and a pentagram burnt into the sand. She springs into action with the help of a sketchy gas pumpin' Romeo who has in her in the shower in under two scenes.
She ends up finding the cult and thrashes every last member with her bare hands. During the movie you will also see her in two very long, very boring car chases with members of the satanic party. This woman is like Sherlock Holmes, Bruce Lee and Mario Andretti rolled into one super human being.
The end is an obvious twist, but I won't ruin it. Not a horrible film, just one I might not watch again.
This review of Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell! (1990) was written by Larry Y on 15 Apr 2009.
Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell! has generally received negative reviews.
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