Review of Feast of Love (2007) by Aaron M — 27 Jun 2012

Greg Kinnear plays an oblivious, put-upon sad sack who gets involved with two women, both 15 years his junior, who are completely incompatible with him. He whines about that for a while, then cuts off the tip of his finger with a kitchen knife.

I'm sure there is more, but that's as far as we cared to watch. Despite an astonishing number of gratuitous nude shots of stunningly beautiful couples locked in heated embraces (no, Kinnear is not among them), this is an amazingly dull and lifeless film that shows little understanding of love, passion, or human motivation.