Review of Feast (2005) by Melissa V — 02 Aug 2009
Hero: Listen to me. A storm o'hell's coming down on this place any second. I don't know what they are, I don't know where they came from. All I do know is that these fuckers are fast, nasty, and hungry... and there's four of 'em. They got claws like Ginsu knives and more teeth than a chainsaw. They're comin'... right now. So we gotta lock this bar down. That means doors, windows, drains, and zippers, and we gotta do it now. You! Get a phone, call the cops, National Guard, townies, anybody who kicks ass, and get 'em out here. Any questions?
A nice gore fest with a potential cult statis.
Onscreen vital statistics (including estimated life expectancy) of the characters was hilarious and I enjoyed the laughable fun made of most horror films . Great tongue in cheek fun and eye popping effects.
This review of Feast (2005) was written by Melissa V on 02 Aug 2009.
Feast has generally received mixed reviews.
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