Review of Fantastic Four (2015) by Mcgillotine — 10 Aug 2015

Where the 2005 version was at-least watchable and the 1994 version, had the decency to never exist, Fan4stic feels as though it just slipped through the gaps in movie releases this year. Where fan4stic's first mistake was not releasing during the summer blockbuster phase were it might have otherwise been bearable to watch within the cinemas, Fan4stic breaks past mediocrity and into the abysmal below with a passion, lacking prominent movie features such as ambition and the love of storytelling, coming across as a film in which everyone who was involved looked disinterested and ready to dig a six foot grave for the film which would be filled with quick drying cement.

Were everyone expresses the fact that the film has a talented cast , I believe that it somewhat a half-truth, were they have shown once they are good in atleast one form of media, it seems as though this gang of young cast members came across as one hit wonders, lacking chemistry and character imagination yet proudly receiving a paycheck by the end of it all.

However enough of that lets talk about the plot, Fan4tic simply is the largest origin story ever made with simply enough sound and noise to signify nothing, leaping across the finish line, almost like watching a person with Parkinson's disease trying to play Frogger.

The film is completely dis-interesting, motives are no longer established and the threat of anything is not established until the third act which consequently is the worst part.