Review of Fantastic Four (2015) by Jake J — 18 Feb 2016

This was literally the worst movie ever. It was like completely different writers came in after the first thirty minutes and had a competition on who could write a worse script. It was ridiculous and cheesy and made no sense at all. Seriously. The only thing fantastic about this movie was its ability to be an epic disappointment.

Worst parts (spoilers).

-The fathers last words.

-Dooms makeup.

-Reed's one year hiatus.

-That the government was involved.

-No Stan Lee (I wonder why).

-Dooms ridiculous power trip.

- 'Central City' (pretty sure that's The Flash?).

-The unnecessary fact that Sue was adopted.

-THE WHOLE MOVIE.

-All the dialogue.

-The main government dude.

-The easy acceptance that the weird dude in the other dimension is just totally Victor and we should bring him back with us, no questions asked.

-No credit scenes.

-And lastly... THE WHOLE PLOT.