Review of Failure to Launch (2006) by Mitchell B — 12 Aug 2011

Or Failure To Exist In This Reality. I seriously don't understand what universe this film takes place in. Is there anyone out there who can actually relate to these people? "Oh wait, I'm also an incredibly tanned and good-looking extreme-sports fanatic who sells yachts and drives a Porsche and looks after my precocious African American nephew but still lives with my zany parents and my best friends are Bradley Cooper and a guy who's not Bradley Cooper" or "I too am a man-goblin who looks like a foot but I'm so busy with my life as a legitimate prostitute that I can't see how truly lonely I am and how much more attention I need... and I probably have a child I'm fattening-up back at my gingerbread cottage.".

Utter bullshit.